Sunday, April 17, 2005

paper of death

so this is what i wrote at the beginning of my 5000 word paper for spanish lit class:

(insert teacher's name here)….i want to write this paper like I want more time on crutches. Which is nil, none, zero, zilch, zero, ningun, ninguno, de ninguna manera, never in my life, and never. Oh yeah…JAMAS

i then proceeded to name it: Paper of Death, Destruction, and Procrastination

are you getting the sense that maybe i don't care to write this paper? or maybe i just don't care, period.

ahhhhhh, the end of the semester. that time in a young person's life when she asks herself, why the crap do i put myself through this year after year???